durdenism

A word, phrase, or philosophy taken either directly or indirectly from the teachings of our leader, Tyler Durden.
by Silence November 09, 2003
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dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003
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el padrino

Pablo Escobar. El Mahico. Mr. Cocaine.
El Padrino was once the seventh richest man in the world, all because of coke.
by Silence January 07, 2005
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Jubilator

The master of all Jub-like creatures; One who jubs; one who hates definitions that uses the main root of the word its defining in the definition.
The jubilator was the pimp of all the mini-jubs.
by Silence February 03, 2005
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columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.
I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.
by Silence January 28, 2004
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ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
by Silence March 28, 2003
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fist-fuck your face

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!
by Silence March 26, 2003
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