9 definitions by umbepo

ferm

Short for fermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A ferm a functioning female sex organ, while the male does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a ferm is a merm

She was born a fermaphrodite, but never told any of his friends.

by umbepo July 14, 2005

smacks

Money. One (1) dollar. Can be coin, bills or a combination of both.

I just dropped 50 smacks on some new headphones.

by umbepo September 26, 2005

martial art

Another way of saying that something isn't THAT difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren't that easy. Used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)

I asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. I tell her it isn't a martial art, so she hangs up on me and I got an F for that essay.

by umbepo November 15, 2005

cracking

Removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. Commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. Cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other documents and files into the actual program to make it seem like it was registered by a paying customer, when it actually wasn't.

My friend downloaded Microsoft Word, and is cracking it right now.

by umbepo July 17, 2005

flatuglance

The face you make to assure others that you were not responsible for the fart in the room.

I didn't hear anything, but Michaels flatuglance took him off the list.

by umbepo May 19, 2007

MiMo

Acronym for Multiple In Multiple Out. A new kind of wireless internet, consisting of strategically placed antennas (usually 2 internal and 2 external) which broadcast more efficiently. According to them, it can "reach that back bedroom". Runs on most wireless internet cards.

My neighbors can now get even better wireless connection thanks to my new MiMo, so now they can run BitTorrent and suck my bandwidth from even a greater distance.

by umbepo September 25, 2005

gnutella

A file sharing netowork with many hosts. The most common are BearShare, Gnucleus, Morpheus, Swapper, XoloX Ultra, LimeWire and Phex.

LimeWire is my favorite gnutella based p2p network.

by umbepo September 27, 2005