tyler's definitions

crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)

"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."

by Tyler January 2, 2007

snuff crut

The longest pubic hair protruding from one's anus.

After brushing her teeth the lady flossed with her snuff crut.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.

Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

two shakes

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I'll be there in two shakes.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

Camel Toe

where a womans pants are so tight, you can read her lips

Is your crotch hungry girl? 'cause it's eating your pants.

by Tyler November 24, 2004

brown

Adj. A loosely-defined term, brown refers to someone or something that exhibits some combination of the following elements: leftist political stance (maybe with Marxist or Anarchist tendencies); thrift store wardrobe/aesthetic; excessive arty-ness; interest or participation in fringe art and/or music scenes; woefully inept and misguided intellectualism.

"Dude, I hate that band, they're so brown."

or

"He's a nice guy, but hanging out with him sucks, he's so fucking brown."

or

"You liked Pi? Haha, that movie's so brown!"

by Tyler July 27, 2004

mallie babie

very very hhhhhooooottttttt..luv her tonz

mallie babie's hot..im luvin her tonz

by tyler June 8, 2003