tyler's definitions

jaun

anything and everything

Look at that jaun face.
Pass that jaun to the left.

by tyler December 12, 2003

becht

once a simple last name, now has evolved into a word with multiple meanings, good or bad.

that shit was becht
its hotter than becht in here
i'm sick like becht in detox

by tyler December 1, 2003

Leary biscuit

Similar to a firecracker, a cracker, cheese, and marijuana snack. You take a cracker, put a little cheese on top, and a little weed on top of that. Heat it, eat it. So named because Timothy Leary was supposedly very fond of them.

I prefer Leary biscuit to weed cookies; they're easier to make.

by Tyler November 16, 2004

redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's the best shooter in the country.

Q: Hey you know who sucks at basketball?
A: JJ Redick

by Tyler April 24, 2005

B.O.B

big ol bitch

look at that b.o.b. eating that king dong.

by tyler December 11, 2003

rice

cars believed to be cool by thier owners and only their owner. the kind of cars that dumbasses will equip with neons, 3 ft spoilers, and 10 inch "performance" mufflers.

his car is such a godamn peice of shit because its exactly like in fast and the furious

by tyler January 11, 2004

stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.

Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.

by Tyler July 27, 2004