tyler's definitions

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003

Joeyisms

1. Small comments that attempt to put down anything (includes movies, cultures, people) and ruin the thing for everyone. Usually acompanied by a small grunt or shake of head.

2. Comments that are stated when a person dislikes what they are currently participating in. Said person will complain and whine until they either ride away on their bicycle (or walk.)

see joey o'malley

"UHHH, this movie sucks"
"Oh, that would never happen in real life"
"This sucks!"
"Wow, why did we take the freeway"
"Wow, why did we take the side-streets"
"Wow, why did we drive."
"Wow, why did we take the bus."
"pattern continues"

by Tyler April 4, 2004

skid row

Skid row is the greatest band to release a debut CD in 1989. Also, they suck now without their classic lead singer.

Skid row kicked ass, but now they suck

by Tyler April 4, 2005

madd good

realli fine;good;realli good

Damn Gurl You Lookin Madd Good today!

by Tyler June 3, 2004

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005

evian

a water company that when written backwards spells "naive"

does this mean that if you drink evian you're naive?

by Tyler May 13, 2005

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004