tyler's definitions

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

the girl next door

The movie me and my friends rented because we thought it was a porn but it was just a movie with a few titties in it.

that movie was dam dissapointing i only seen 1 boob justin ur a dumbass

by tyler August 29, 2004

Joeyisms

1. Small comments that attempt to put down anything (includes movies, cultures, people) and ruin the thing for everyone. Usually acompanied by a small grunt or shake of head.

2. Comments that are stated when a person dislikes what they are currently participating in. Said person will complain and whine until they either ride away on their bicycle (or walk.)

see joey o'malley

"UHHH, this movie sucks"
"Oh, that would never happen in real life"
"This sucks!"
"Wow, why did we take the freeway"
"Wow, why did we take the side-streets"
"Wow, why did we drive."
"Wow, why did we take the bus."
"pattern continues"

by Tyler April 4, 2004

skid row

Skid row is the greatest band to release a debut CD in 1989. Also, they suck now without their classic lead singer.

Skid row kicked ass, but now they suck

by Tyler April 4, 2005

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003

evian

a water company that when written backwards spells "naive"

does this mean that if you drink evian you're naive?

by Tyler May 13, 2005

hoiu

1. emptiness; one of the major principles of Siu Lim Tau ( ?\“ñŽUŽè )

"My sifu told me that i must meditate on the principle of hoiu."

by Tyler April 11, 2005