tyler's definitions

B.E.T.

B.E.T. is racist television. White people can't go around criticizing blacks, yet blacks do it all the time on their comedy shows. B.E.T. is mostly rap, R&B and hip-hop "music" only from blacks. Even though I don't like listening to rap, R&B and hip-hop, it's better than MTV, since MUSIC Television doesn't even play music, just fucked up "reality" shows.

Bouncy Extra Testicle

by Tyler July 20, 2003

artoxicated

The all Mighty Master of WIN! Pure WallOfTruth lover!

omg omg omg eddie ed edddd edward please omg yes yes yes ahhhhhhhhh thats better :phew:, thanks for removing that thorn from my finger edward

by Tyler January 15, 2005

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.

Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.

by Tyler February 8, 2005

garfnart

someone who diss's a dumb person

dude i just garfnarted lars like a butch

by Tyler April 21, 2005

shit stick

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

by Tyler February 4, 2004

Po-dunk

Low quality, low cost, un-cool thing or place.

"Dude, this is the most po-dunk town I have ever driven through"...

by Tyler October 7, 2003