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The area of skin on a male between the anus and the scrotum.
That girl licked Lance's unch.
unch by Tyler October 1, 2003
The ever-sensitve place of a man's body that rests between his scrotum and anal cavity.
"That man has a very hairy unch."
unch by wads October 1, 2003
a colloquial, in-circle term used to allude to the action of ravenously attempting to please the female clitoris with tongue and teeth
OMG THAT UNCHING!
Unch by FairyTail? May 21, 2013
A contraction of "gut punch"

Can be used in various tenses as well:
g'unched
g'unching
That crazy son of a bitch forced me to g'unch him so he would stop talking and start listening.

Shut your mouth or you're gonna' get g'unched.

Yo, motha fucka, you is cruising for a g'unching.
g'unch by AK Smack Talk October 26, 2012

Mid-unch-fist 

The definition of a drunk person wanting breakfast and lunch at the same time while trying to yell at a mangy fox out the window at McDonalds.
Girl i can't wait for some Mid-unch-fist cause im fuckin hungry!!!
Mid-unch-fist by karleyjo11 October 23, 2012

Bundies in an unch 

undies in a bunch, underwear up your butt, tie yourself in a knot
"Don't get your bundies in an unch!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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