Unch Share definition Flag Unch is the unit of measurement men use to boast about the size of their member. One unch is roughly 0.5 inches. Brother, I've got a 10 unch cock!What, 5 inches? Bitch please. Unch by King Ceri November 22, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Unch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch