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1. Quake
Noun; An extrememly overweight female. subterms/derivative terms: Minor Quake = very overweight female, Plain and Simple Quake = extremely overweight female, Massive Quake = dangerously obese female.
Did you see that plain and simple quake taking up two seats in the movie theater last night?
2. quake
Originally the name of ID software's first FPS hit that was playable over the internet, now it means 'current version of Quake I'm playing'. Hence oftenly confused with the latest available game in the Quake quadrupology: Quake III : Arena.

With no actual single player, this game is totally focused on (Internet) multiplayer.
Extremely fast-paced, mind-sharpening gameplay, with countless mods available today, making it not only brainless scorewhoring, but some real teamplay mods like CTF and urban terror are available.

With this game, everybody hates noobs, yet everybody is a noob, since you can be called after it for anything that someone else really didn't expect you to do so.
It's an addictive game, people play it for hours straight, all though the night, and after some sleep they will be back online the next morning.

The more people play, the more things they expect from the others, usually resulting in saying stfu noob to them. Many quakers think they're the best, hence everybody who frags them has to be called cheater, lamer, noob, or gets remarks like 'pffffffffffffffffffffffffff' and 'yeah right'. Those appear mostly on the mods which require (hence feature) the most skill, such as Clan Arena and OSP CTF.
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by wuck May 24, 2004 add a video
3. quake
A popular 3d shooter made by the ID Software, the same guys who made kickass games like Wolfenstein 3d and DOOM.
Anyone up for a Quake 3 deathmatch tournament? I'll frag you real good.
by The CyberDemon Feb 19, 2003 add a video
4. QUAKE
another word for manwhore or player. basically an attractive douche bag who sleeps with a lot of girls
that guy is such a fucking quake. stop talking to him please or you will get preggers...and die
5. quake
used when refering to a Quantity of weed.
Bill: Yea man I got what you need. How much you want?

Jim : Yo man just break me off a Quake.

Bill : aight I got ya covered.
6. quake
Quake is a First Person Shooter, running along side the old and famous Doom, Unreal Tourny, Hexen. Quake is now currently in version 4, and is now a fully competive game with interest from CPL and WCG. Other versions are Q, Q2 (QII), Q3 Arena (QIII).
I zomped him at Quake last night.
She completely nailed him in Quake last night
7. quake
A Game that kicks (or more kicked) ass back in the good old days when I still played it... I've got it laying around somewhere, but I'd have to dust it off 1st... :P
"Quake" created by ID Software, to counter Duke3D
by BoNes Oct 23, 2003 add a video
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