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Noun: A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.
Samaro: "Hey fuckhead! Throw that football at your own restored classic pickup."
Truant: "You Daggy!"
Truant: "You Daggy!"
by Truant January 14, 2004
Get the Daggy mug.Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.
by Truant January 13, 2004
Get the Bonacci mug.Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.
Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.
by truant January 13, 2004
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Bushman: "That was great, the time that billy goat attacked you at Joyland."
Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."
Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."
by Truant January 14, 2004
Get the UD mug.Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.
Wilson: Hey man, Truant's got two felonies and now the Man's got him pulled over with ten dime bags and a scale.
Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.
Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.
by Truant January 13, 2004
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Get the beat the hog mug.Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.
Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!
Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
by Truant January 13, 2004
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