Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family
indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud
heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns
and a player of card games.
WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead
throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.