truant's definitions
Noun: A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.
Samaro: "Hey fuckhead! Throw that football at your own restored classic pickup."
Truant: "You Daggy!"
Truant: "You Daggy!"
by Truant January 14, 2004
Get the Daggymug. Noun (1): Someone who shirks school or work in pursuit of self-chosen desires.
Noun (2): The pseudonym for quite possibly the most antisocial outcast this planet has seen.
Verb: To shirk school or work in pursuit of self-chosen desires/activities.
Noun (2): The pseudonym for quite possibly the most antisocial outcast this planet has seen.
Verb: To shirk school or work in pursuit of self-chosen desires/activities.
Noun (1): Mrs. Felcher: "We used to have a garden gnome, but some truant stole it to hock it for a dime bag."
Noun (2): Wayno: "That Truant guy is a legend in his own mind. Quitting a good job because of his hosebeast boss. Took some balls, man."
Verb: Norling: "Since Truant's gone truant, he ain't been right."
Noun (2): Wayno: "That Truant guy is a legend in his own mind. Quitting a good job because of his hosebeast boss. Took some balls, man."
Verb: Norling: "Since Truant's gone truant, he ain't been right."
by Truant January 13, 2004
Get the truantmug. Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.
Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.
by truant January 13, 2004
Get the vertimbomug. (V): To Urban Dictionary. Meaning to coin a word or phrase to describe something, someone, or some situation and to post such on UrbanDictionary.com.
Bushman: "That was great, the time that billy goat attacked you at Joyland."
Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."
Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."
by Truant January 14, 2004
Get the UDmug. Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.
by Truant January 13, 2004
Get the Bonaccimug. Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud of Latino heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns and a player of card games.
WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.
WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.
Norling: "Dammit that's the third Earl Campbell I've dropped in the blue bucket."
Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."
Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."
by Truant January 13, 2004
Get the Samaromug. by Truant January 13, 2004
Get the beat the hogmug.