Definitions by truant

UD

(V): To Urban Dictionary. Meaning to coin a word or phrase to describe something, someone, or some situation and to post such on UrbanDictionary.com.

Bushman: "That was great, the time that billy goat attacked you at Joyland."

Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."

UD by Truant January 14, 2004

Daggy 

Noun: A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence.
Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.

Samaro: "Hey fuckhead! Throw that football at your own restored classic pickup."

Truant: "You Daggy!"

Daggy by Truant January 14, 2004

July 3 

The day before July 4. Nothing special.

Although Patti may have been born on July 3 1986, it was just another day like the day before and the day after it.

July 3 by Truant January 14, 2004

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

beat the hog by Truant January 13, 2004

vertimbo 

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.

Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.

vertimbo by truant January 13, 2004

Bonacci

Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.

That Tony and Rico guys, they're always Bonaccis and never a bride in our fantasy football league.

Bonacci by Truant January 13, 2004

Norling 

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.

Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.

Norling by Truant January 13, 2004