hosebeast

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

hosebeast

Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.

Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.

by Vince Vigor September 23, 2004

hosebeast

its a "beyond Psycho" ex who you would love to see chopped up and fed to the dog.

My ex girlfriend is such a hosebeast that the dog wouldn't even eat her.

by jenni December 30, 2003

hosebeast

an obnoxious, hefty woman, usually a smoker, often accompanied by 4 or more kids under 12

The hosebeast in that dumpy minivan just cut me off!

by arse_banshee January 02, 2004

hosebeast

A woman who only chases and sleeps with men that have money. A woman that other women hate.

Anna Nicole Smith is a Hosebeast!

by dana January 08, 2004

hosebeast

a term that describes the highest form of idiocracy.
Normally used when someone does something so stupid, you can't even belive it.

J. Embry: hey you guys, watch me do this super good break
move. CRASH (some form of accident)

Aaron: What a freakin moron, what kind of a person are you?
Oh wait, I know, you are a freakin hosebeast!

J. Embry: you are right! (walks away in shame.)

by Shades McGrew October 09, 2005

hosebeast

A nick-name given to males with the last name Hosie. Meaning no offence, simply a play on a name.

Hosebeastess is the female version.

(Hosebeastess To Be) implies the female is marrying into the family name.

I am a Hosebeastess to be because I am marrying Hosebeast.

by Hosebeastess2B May 08, 2007