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to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn
steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!
by Kwistin March 16, 2005
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to skip a lesson
did you shirk a lesson?
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
by Gentleman of Leisure November 15, 2012
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to worship something other than the most high.
Man that brother on some shirk stuff man stay away from him.
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
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Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:
A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk
by Josh Shirk December 10, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Sarcastic way of saying "sure" or "no".
(1)My boss asked to come to work on my day off. And i was like, SHIRK!

(2)Jamie: Hey young, syce me wit 5 dollaz?
Kathy: SHIRK!
by Bobby L December 06, 2005
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To Shit and jerk off at the same time.
I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting.
by Joshua Deladogg September 09, 2011
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