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1.
to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn
steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked!
by Kwistin March 16, 2005
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2.
to skip a lesson
did you shirk a lesson?
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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3.
verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
by Gentleman of Leisure November 15, 2012
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4.
To Shit and jerk off at the same time.
I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting.
by Joshua Deladogg September 09, 2011
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5.
Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:
A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk
by Josh Shirk December 10, 2008
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6.
to worship something other than the most high.
Man that brother on some shirk stuff man stay away from him.
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
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7.
1. An overweight blonde kid with thick wavy, or curly hair, and a severe acne problem (usually of Polish or German desent) As unconditional Steelers fans they are lazy jackasses.
2. Can also be used as an exclamator.
1. That big kid over there is such a shirk!
2. What the shirk?
by King13 May 09, 2008
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