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Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud of Latino heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns and a player of card games.

WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.
Norling: "Dammit that's the third Earl Campbell I've dropped in the blue bucket."

Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."
Samaro by Truant January 13, 2004
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Samaradistic 

1. To be evil for enjoyment; tease others in an annoying way
2. To be of relating to, the evilness of Samara.
You must leave class early and tell your teacher this, but your teacher acts like they don't believe you, to see how you react. They are being Samaradistic.
Samaradistic by Riccy March 8, 2009
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Sacaroons 

Sacaroons - a. A man's nutsack that looks strikingly similar to a macaroon.

b. Macaroons that look strikingly similar to a man's nutsack.
a. Man, I was about to go down on a guy and he had a total sacaroon.

b. Dude, I just ate some gnarly sacaroons.
Sacaroons by Johnny Pot-Smoker September 11, 2010
Samarah is the most wonderful woman you will ever meet. She holds MANY talents but hides them. Once you find them you you’ll fall in love. like i did. samarah is a shy quiet girl in the back of the class but once you get to know her she’s jumping on your back like a goddam koala. am i complaining? ABSOLUTELY NOT. samarah is one of the most beautiful person you will ever meet. may short but she’s the goddam prettiest woman ever. SHE IDENTIFIES AS TALL. when you’re down samarah is always there to cheer you up and she doesn’t even know it. just her existence and presence is enough to make a man go from wanting to kill himself to never wanting to leave her arms. With samarah you could be the biggest baddest dude of them all and still just wanna be held by samarah.

i love you samarah 224
samarah is the SHEMXIEST beaner ever !!!!!
Samarah by diriigigodooaoals June 15, 2022

Professor Samarakone 

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Sweet, caring, even though you won't realize it at first. She's classy, and hard to keep up with, but loyal no doubt. She's always changing, you'll always find out something new about her everyday. But that's what great about being friends with someone named Samarra, you don't get bored. And every time you look away from something scary or upsetting in front of you, she's always indirectly supporting you from the sidelines.
Guy #1: Dude, what's your girlfriend like? I've never met her.
Guy #2: Well her name's Samarra and ----
Guy #1: Oh she seems so sweet! You picked a good one.
samarra by BrokenButAlive November 10, 2013
A natural entertainer, usually multi-talented. Easily sidetracked, and although intelligent, can be very moronic at times. Sarcastic and outgoing, a Samara has many friends but is close with few. She is interested in many things and because she never divulges too far into one topic, she can develop a reputation of being superficial. Samaras love to be attached to one person and be the life of the party. Excellent taste in music, incredible body. Knows no boundaries or limits and can come off as intimidating. Nobody breaks her heart, she calls the shots and knows how to play the game. Samara's never stop talking and love attention. They also have a great sense of humor and are charismatic. They can win almost anyone over.
Jim: Whos that girl over there ?
Bill: Oh dude that's a Samara, she's so fine!
Samara by under the roof.1 June 12, 2017
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