towel401's definitions

corporate welfare

A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much

Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare

by towel401 September 18, 2004

amsterdam

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.

I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.

by towel401 September 14, 2004

George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people

George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??

by towel401 February 17, 2005

sunshine-boy

The kind of all singing-all dancing guy who appears to be loving, caring and seems to be nothing but perfect, ends up stealing your girlfriend just so he could fuck her. They stay together for how ever long sunshine-boy can stay perfect. Which isnt usually very long.

Some guy: What happend to your girlfriend, Katy?
Other guy: Oh, she ran off with some sunshine boy from Kansas named Rupert.

by towel401 October 4, 2004

drm

Something that all electronic manufacturers like to put on their products nowadays so they will "do their little bit for the industry"

The DRM feature is actually no use to you but people still buy it because all the companies get together and say "we will put DRM on all the products we can from now on"

A little pesky feature that only helps out the content industry but not the person owning it.
Normally you can do what you like with any product you buy, unless it has DRM in which case it will do what the content industry wants it to do as opposed to the person who owns it.

You go into a shop, pay £400 for a brand new iProd to find out that it doesnt do what you want it to do (copy songs??) even though your the one who paid £400 for it. Instead it helps out the recording industry and guess how much they paid for your iPod?? NOTHING! It isnt theirs, but the DRM "helps them out" anyway

by towel401 August 5, 2004

fuckies

Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.

"oh fuckies i forgot my mobile"

by towel401 January 11, 2004

gas chamber

Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.

How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.

The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"

by towel401 October 4, 2004