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Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..
by towel401 September 22, 2004
Get the cosmopolitanmug. A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much
Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare
by towel401 September 18, 2004
Get the corporate welfaremug. 
Get the Watsuppamug. like lol or lollerberries
if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t
Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.
if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t
Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.
by towel401 January 12, 2004
Get the lollercherriesmug. Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the girlfriendmug. A horrible mobile phone company that mainly targets their advertising at businesses because they know their prices are too high
they have also done the following evil things
>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.
>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)
>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.
>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies
>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.
>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high
>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?
they have also done the following evil things
>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.
>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)
>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.
>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies
>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.
>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high
>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?
some guy: I tried to call you 10 times yesterday but your phone was off
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone
by towel401 September 22, 2004
Get the vodafonemug. A variant of "Whats up" often used by teenage girls.
May also be spelled "Whatsuppies" and "Whatsuppiez"
May also be spelled "Whatsuppies" and "Whatsuppiez"
Heyy watsuppies?
by towel401 January 11, 2004
Get the Watsuppiesmug.