Definitions by towel401

cess 

The stuff that manifests itself in a cesspool. Mainly shit, piss, toilet paper and water

There was a leak in the sewage pipe and the cess went everywhere

cess by towel401 May 4, 2007

MySuckle 

Phonetic spelling of MySQL, the database server. Unlike other variants such as MySequel, MySuckle is both good and bad at the same time. It could be suckle as in honeysuckle, but it could also be bad - as in it sucks.

The MySuckle server went down again last night and I couldnt get into this site.

MySuckle by towel401 July 31, 2006

RIAA

Retarded idiots and assholes

these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.

"DRM is great"
"Downloading is stealing"
"When you pirate mp3's you are downloading communism"

RIAA by towel401 February 17, 2005

George Dubya Douche 

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people

George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??

George Dubya Douche by towel401 February 17, 2005

death row 

Where they make criminals sit and wait for about 30 years knowing that eventually someone will come in and hand them "how would you like to be killed, chose from 4 painless methods" brochure and that they will eventually be systematically killed in a dressed up ceremony.

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.

death row by towel401 October 4, 2004

gas chamber 

Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.

How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.

The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"

gas chamber by towel401 October 4, 2004

girlfriend 

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that

Any girl I've ever met.

girlfriend by towel401 October 4, 2004