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A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much
Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare
by towel401 September 18, 2004
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by towel401 September 22, 2004
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they have also done the following evil things
>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.
>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)
>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.
>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies
>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.
>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high
>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?
they have also done the following evil things
>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.
>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)
>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.
>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies
>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.
>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high
>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?
some guy: I tried to call you 10 times yesterday but your phone was off
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone
by towel401 September 22, 2004
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Teenybopper: idk
Some guy: What the fuck is an idk???
Teenybopper: I dont know
Some guy: If you dont know what it means then why the hell did you say it??
Teenybopper: Uhh.... (Teenybopper has signed off at 14:42)
Teenybopper: idk
Some guy: What the fuck is an idk???
Teenybopper: I dont know
Some guy: If you dont know what it means then why the hell did you say it??
Teenybopper: Uhh.... (Teenybopper has signed off at 14:42)
by towel401 September 23, 2004
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these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.
these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.
by towel401 February 17, 2005
Get the RIAA mug.George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??
by towel401 February 17, 2005
Get the George Dubya Douche mug.A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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