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sunshine-boy

The kind of all singing-all dancing guy who appears to be loving, caring and seems to be nothing but perfect, ends up stealing your girlfriend just so he could fuck her. They stay together for how ever long sunshine-boy can stay perfect. Which isnt usually very long.
Some guy: What happend to your girlfriend, Katy?
Other guy: Oh, she ran off with some sunshine boy from Kansas named Rupert.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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gas chamber

Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.

How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.
The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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girlfriend

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..
some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut
by towel401 September 22, 2004
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fuckies

Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.
"oh fuckies i forgot my mobile"
by towel401 January 11, 2004
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MySuckle

Phonetic spelling of MySQL, the database server. Unlike other variants such as MySequel, MySuckle is both good and bad at the same time. It could be suckle as in honeysuckle, but it could also be bad - as in it sucks.
The MySuckle server went down again last night and I couldnt get into this site.
by towel401 July 31, 2006
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