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George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people
George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??
by towel401 February 17, 2005
mugGet the George Dubya Douchemug.

fuckies

Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.
"oh fuckies i forgot my mobile"
by towel401 January 11, 2004
mugGet the fuckiesmug.

vodafone

A horrible mobile phone company that mainly targets their advertising at businesses because they know their prices are too high

they have also done the following evil things

>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.

>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)

>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.

>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies

>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.

>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high

>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?
some guy: I tried to call you 10 times yesterday but your phone was off
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone
by towel401 September 22, 2004
mugGet the vodafonemug.

Watsuppies

A variant of "Whats up" often used by teenage girls.

May also be spelled "Whatsuppies" and "Whatsuppiez"
Heyy watsuppies?
by towel401 January 11, 2004
mugGet the Watsuppiesmug.

Watsuppa

like "Whats up" or watsuppies but shorter and doesnt sound as gurlish
heyy watsuppa?
by towel401 January 11, 2004
mugGet the Watsuppamug.

lollercherries

like lol or lollerberries

if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t

Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.
*eats a lollercherry*
lollerberries @ j00
by towel401 January 12, 2004
mugGet the lollercherriesmug.

death row

Where they make criminals sit and wait for about 30 years knowing that eventually someone will come in and hand them "how would you like to be killed, chose from 4 painless methods" brochure and that they will eventually be systematically killed in a dressed up ceremony.
I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
mugGet the death rowmug.

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