towel401's definitions

lollercherries

like lol or lollerberries

if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t

Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.

*eats a lollercherry*
lollerberries @ j00

by towel401 January 12, 2004

MySuckle

Phonetic spelling of MySQL, the database server. Unlike other variants such as MySequel, MySuckle is both good and bad at the same time. It could be suckle as in honeysuckle, but it could also be bad - as in it sucks.

The MySuckle server went down again last night and I couldnt get into this site.

by towel401 July 31, 2006

RIAA

Retarded idiots and assholes

these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.

"DRM is great"
"Downloading is stealing"
"When you pirate mp3's you are downloading communism"

by towel401 February 17, 2005

George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people

George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??

by towel401 February 17, 2005

girlfriend

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that

Any girl I've ever met.

by towel401 October 4, 2004

Watsuppies

A variant of "Whats up" often used by teenage girls.

May also be spelled "Whatsuppies" and "Whatsuppiez"

Heyy watsuppies?

by towel401 January 11, 2004

cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

by towel401 September 22, 2004