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A horrible mobile phone company that mainly targets their advertising at businesses because they know their prices are too high

they have also done the following evil things

>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.

>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)

>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.

>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies

>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.

>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high

>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?
some guy: I tried to call you 10 times yesterday but your phone was off
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone
by towel401 September 22, 2004
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President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people
George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??
by towel401 February 17, 2005
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like lol or lollerberries

if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t

Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.
*eats a lollercherry*
lollerberries @ j00
by towel401 January 12, 2004
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The stuff that manifests itself in a cesspool. Mainly shit, piss, toilet paper and water
There was a leak in the sewage pipe and the cess went everywhere
by towel401 April 26, 2007
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like "Whats up" or watsuppies but shorter and doesnt sound as gurlish
by towel401 January 11, 2004
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Retarded idiots and assholes

these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.
"DRM is great"
"Downloading is stealing"
"When you pirate mp3's you are downloading communism"
by towel401 February 17, 2005
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Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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