towel401's definitions

DMCA

Piece of toilet paper excuse for a law that makes it illegal to tamper with your own goods. Also provisions for internet censorship.

Pure evil

Hey I just made my DVD player region free.. I know its illegal under the DMCA but who cares, I dont live in a country where they make such stupid laws

Hey I dont like what it says on this website, Ill claim the stuff on it is my intellectual property and have the site shut down

by towel401 September 14, 2004

MySuckle

Phonetic spelling of MySQL, the database server. Unlike other variants such as MySequel, MySuckle is both good and bad at the same time. It could be suckle as in honeysuckle, but it could also be bad - as in it sucks.

The MySuckle server went down again last night and I couldnt get into this site.

by towel401 July 31, 2006

fuckies

Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.

"oh fuckies i forgot my mobile"

by towel401 January 11, 2004

gas chamber

Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.

How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.

The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"

by towel401 October 4, 2004

Watsuppies

A variant of "Whats up" often used by teenage girls.

May also be spelled "Whatsuppies" and "Whatsuppiez"

Heyy watsuppies?

by towel401 January 11, 2004

drm worshipper

Any person who supports, does not have a problem with drm this includes pushing for new laws to mandate drm on products or supporting drm in any way. Anyone who buys protected content when there is an unprotected alternative available is also a drm worshipper.

Orrin asshatch, the european union, george w bush, fritz hollings, bill gates.

I caught sam downloading from iTunes, gawd shes such a drm worshipper

by towel401 August 5, 2004

cess

The stuff that manifests itself in a cesspool. Mainly shit, piss, toilet paper and water

There was a leak in the sewage pipe and the cess went everywhere

by towel401 May 4, 2007