taylor's definitions

trash metropolis

a person who is so shitty that the shitties piece of shit from the shitties metropolis(city)is not as shitty as them

dude.......kris your such trash metropolis i rather hang out with that cocaine addicted alcoholic bum over there

by Taylor October 18, 2006

poon

adam juwig, a vagina

"hey adam, we should go chillin with the pud"

"no man, i'm tired"

by taylor March 15, 2005

dumpster diving

Finding any random hott slut and inserting your wang in her asshole.

Anal sex with hott bitches.

To any other male: "Dude I went dumpster diving last night."

by taylor April 20, 2004

blagged

To steal/rob off with something or somewhere

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Someone blagged bricktops bookies last night"
Random American Wanker: "Tony, for christs sake you invented the language, speak english"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Blagged, means robbed innit"
from Snatch

by Taylor January 24, 2005

oh my

when you are going to drink you call it oh my

hey are we gonna oh my at jons house tonight

by taylor June 15, 2003

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

HIM

The best band ever. They have a really good sound and i cant get enough of them. All their videos are great. HIM also has the sexy lead singer Ville Valo. Ville Valo smokes and drinks a lot but he is still the most sexy man in the world. Ville Valo also has a deep sexy voice thats sounds great.

"Circle of Fear"
"Sweet Six Six Six"
"gone With the Sin"
and a lot more. all of their songs are awsome.

by Taylor February 2, 2005