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anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.
Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that
by gamerkid90210 April 22, 2010
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A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.
Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
by NotSully April 18, 2010
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Wow, lets beat the shit out of that kid, he is a straight up spitch
by MCW executives March 28, 2012
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the combanation of spick and bitch
Hey, that girl over there just knocked my books down for no reason... SPITCH...
by strawberrysnapplesnapp May 26, 2010
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A bitch who spits when she talks.
Susan: Wow, that girl is so mean. And she spits when she talks!
Nelly: What a spitch!
by suchabamf March 25, 2010
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After i came in that girls throat, she spit spitch all down her tits.
by Charlie Crenshaw October 05, 2007
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A unit of measurement, more than a table spoon - less than a 1/4 cup.
You want some milk in your coffee? Yeah, just a spitch.
by Robby7 July 15, 2006
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