1)
Man: I just got 100 Antimatter Condensers on Cookie Clicker.
Other: Oooh, Ooki Otoko. You're
cool.
Man: Don't have to be a dick...
2)Man: I brought my own stool to the party.
Other: Oooh, Ooki Otoko.
Man: Haha I know. No big deal though. I'm just a boss.