taylor's definitions

Apple bong

The sound that is played on a Macintosh computer when it is turned on. The sound file is programed into the computer, it is not part of the software, which means that regarless of which OS you are running, the sound will stay there. If you do not like the sound, one may mute their speakers before they shut down their computer and the sound will not play the next time your Mac is turned on.

I hate the Apple bong...so I just mute my speakers.

by Taylor March 30, 2005

blagged

To steal/rob off with something or somewhere

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Someone blagged bricktops bookies last night"
Random American Wanker: "Tony, for christs sake you invented the language, speak english"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Blagged, means robbed innit"
from Snatch

by Taylor January 24, 2005

kack-lover

person who loves dirty cheesy pussy that ranks like rotten asshole.

Dude your such a kack-lover!!!

by Taylor February 26, 2004

dumpster diving

Finding any random hott slut and inserting your wang in her asshole.

Anal sex with hott bitches.

To any other male: "Dude I went dumpster diving last night."

by taylor April 20, 2004

Jarius

a boy who is oh so cute but knows hes cute and thinks hes black...but you gotta love him...

ehh negative that boy is so jarius

by Taylor January 6, 2005

thecth

lisp form of sex.

i want your thecth.

by taylor February 20, 2003

johnny depp

hot hot hot!

my hot grandma in spandex on a hot summer day ((oo yeah))

by taylor April 11, 2004