sukebe's definitions

hockey

A stick and puck game played on ice.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 18, 2006

american dream

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.

I have enormous balls, Jenna.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006

most extreme elimination challenge

Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.

I don't study a whole lot.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004