sukebe's definitions

fish

To take out from a body of water an animal or thing.

Fishing is an old man's sport. Bass fishing is a pseudo sport but is cool for video games. Go fish is a card game.

I fish sometimes. The thigh high boots and fishing poles are so fabulous. Anyways I'd drop my contact lens into the water and wind up fishing for those.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

hockey

A stick and puck game played on ice.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 18, 2006

madonna-whore complex

The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 11, 2008

we need to talk

What a person says when he has something to discuss.

Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

m&a

masturbating and assfucking. Refers to how a guy satisfies himself in prison.

An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.

Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.

HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)

by sukebe November 10, 2008

humbug

An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.

Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.

by sukebe November 10, 2008