sukebe's definitions

m&a

masturbating and assfucking. Refers to how a guy satisfies himself in prison.

An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.

Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.

HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)

by sukebe November 10, 2008

we need to talk

What a person says when he has something to discuss.

Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 18, 2006

hockey

A stick and puck game played on ice.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

fire in the hole

A unique trick in which alcohol is poured into an asshole. When a fart is imminent, a lighter or lit match is held near the anus. Everyone shouts "fire in the hole" as the expelled alcohol vapor briefly creates a ball of fire.

Man sticks his shaved ass in the air. Farts loudly. Puff of fire appears.

Everyone shouts, "Fire in the hole."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

american dream

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.

I have enormous balls, Jenna.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

wizzle

A funny word that you say with wozzle.

Man: I don't know what you are talking about. Wizzle wozzle.

by sukebe December 3, 2006