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The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.
I have a madonna-whore complex.
by sukebe November 17, 2006
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Get the oishi mug.An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.
Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.
Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.
Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)
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Love,
I'm barfing.
I'm barfing.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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Get the wizzle mug.A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.
(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)
Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.
Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.
by sukebe November 17, 2006
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Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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