sukebe's definitions

old head

Reference to an older person's penis.

Old people have wrinkly dicks.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

loch ness

The name given to every other man's penis.

I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

subway

A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.

The handlebars on subways are sticky.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

izzle

A funny suffix. Used to induce laughter.

Me: Hizzle. Myzzle namezzle izzle Davidizzle Blainzzle. (People laugh.)

by sukebe December 3, 2006

amazon

The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.

It takes so long to buy books from Amazon.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

hugh grant

A UK actor who picked up a whore on Sunset Strip.

I like Hugh Grant. --

by sukebe November 17, 2006

madonna-whore complex

The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 11, 2008