sukebe's definitions

gateway asian

in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.

1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.

2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.

by sukebe July 15, 2007

most extreme elimination challenge

Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.

I don't study a whole lot.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzo

Suck my nizzo.

I have a long nizzo.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

apple

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006