What to do with a hot cup of coffee before you drink it.
Just let the coffee chill. Or else it'll burn your tongue and you're gonna have a bad time.
A noisy game that you play with many little balls.
I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.
A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.
Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?
Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.
"...love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."
source: The Wedding Crasher (2005)
Me trying to complete a multiple choice exam.
I don't study a whole lot.
What's hanging down my balls.
My balls are enormous.
my cock; a space vehicle
My cock looks like a rocket, girls. Suck on those huge fuel tanks...
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