sukebe's definitions

sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006

apple

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

loch ness

The name given to every other man's penis.

I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

old head

Reference to an older person's penis.

Old people have wrinkly dicks.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

izzle

A funny suffix. Used to induce laughter.

Me: Hizzle. Myzzle namezzle izzle Davidizzle Blainzzle. (People laugh.)

by sukebe December 3, 2006

subway

A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.

The handlebars on subways are sticky.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

pape

French word for Pope.

Thumbs up to le Pape au Vatican.

by sukebe September 19, 2004