A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.
The handlebars on subways are sticky.
An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.
Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock.
Man (muttering): Humbug. Not another tranny.
What someone would say in reference to some intimate act that is entirely inappropriate in public.
Me (seeing a dog lick a man's bare bottom on the street): Get a room.
A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.
(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)
Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.
A threat to couches around America.
Tom Cruise has a happy smile.
The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.
Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.
An industrial-strength cleaner sold by the company Colgative Palmolive, usually in powder form.
The fact that it took so long for someone to identify Ajax as a popular cleaner says a lot about the personal hygiene of Ajax soccer fans.