steve's definitions

sockamoejoe

a person who thinks with his ass instead of his head
see also tushuks

Eddie you got drunk and pissed on Mari's car you are such a sockamoejoe

by steve May 13, 2005

Hannz

a big chode prick who eats cheese !

Hay mom theres a hannz on the door step
Mom theres a Hannz at the door !

by Steve May 27, 2003

G.N.S

G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant Bill 'The Knowledge' Chapman working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.

Here comes Bill with another jucy piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.

by Steve November 7, 2003

Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

by Steve September 16, 2008

cornpump

unwanted,useless item or person

"the cornpump was for sale,but I wasn't buyin'..." "...some cornpump took my seat at the bar"

by steve June 4, 2004

meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"

Vin Deisel

by steve January 16, 2004

pink cadillac

a girl's pussy is sometimes referred to as a pink cadillac

Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back of your pink Cadillac

by steve January 11, 2005