steve's definitions

Describular

1.The word distributor when spoken by an ignorent black woman on the phone.

2.What happens when you 'ax' 'queshins' that contain very large words

Q : "Ma'am, can I get your distributor number?"
A: "What! I ain'ts no describular!"

"Quits discriblin my werds all up!"

by Steve March 23, 2005

Chode-cheese

The cheddar-like deposit found in the nether Regions of a Chode.

Chode-cheese? Yum! Bon apetít.

by Steve December 10, 2004

Throw some cheese on that bitch

What you tell the chef at McDonalds when he asks what you want on your food.

McDonalds Chef: What would you like us to do to your quarter pounder? Anything special?

You: Throw some cheese on that bitch! Do it or I will toe tag yo monkey ass

by Steve March 27, 2007

porple

a character on the popular website porplemontage.com

he's a little green* guy

by Steve July 27, 2004

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

moose claw

A 'camel toe' on a slightly larger woman

Some like the camel toe, I go for moose claw.

by Steve April 30, 2004

soul patch

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

by Steve May 13, 2005