Definitions by steve

peen 

The slang word for penis.

Hugh Hefner: today we celebrate 50 years of making guys all around the world stroke their peen

Barbara Walters: and that's when his peen went in my poon.. did I mention i'm a whore?

Star Jones: what do you mean my husband al has a peen fit for a tight boy's anus?

peen by steve May 23, 2008

bat and trap 

A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).

Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"

bat and trap by steve March 11, 2008

Triflin ass titties 

Floppy, lazy ass titties that just lay down all day and don't do a damn thing.

Yo man. U see dat ho ova dere? Dat skank ass has sum triflin ass titties. Her titties droop so low, they look like basset hound ears.

Triflin ass titties by Steve January 11, 2008

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

spoon child by steve September 18, 2007

PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007

Throw some cheese on that bitch 

What you tell the chef at McDonalds when he asks what you want on your food.

McDonalds Chef: What would you like us to do to your quarter pounder? Anything special?

You: Throw some cheese on that bitch! Do it or I will toe tag yo monkey ass

Throw some cheese on that bitch by Steve March 27, 2007

clutik

Adjective
1.) A new level of gay higher than ever before.
2.)Leelee's ex.

That guy loves hard johnson in his nostrils while he's licking hairy balls, therefore he is very clutik.

clutik by Steve March 24, 2007