steve's definitions

Rock

Rock aka steve is basically the coolest kid around. He's so cool the hes at the top of the kkk (kool kid klan) along with Labrite and Mitch. The kkk is gettin powerful so i suggest you join soon while we'll still accepting people. You have to do somethin totally cool though like steal a couple of yachts for each of us. Ladies can get in too. All they have to do is a small favor with a big thing.

Kid: yo i got you this yacht for you.
Rock: what the fuck are you talkin you fuckin piece of shit. this is only a 50 ft boat. To be one of my yachts its gotta be atleast 60 ft. But since you fucked up you need to get me two more atleast 70 ft long. You can give this one to Labrite i guess.
Kid: aight.
Rock: damn fuckin straight its aight

by Steve March 10, 2005

bub

1. Something you call someone when you don't know their name.

2. The name of the trained zombie in Day Of The Dead.

1. Hey Bub, can you come over here and help me for a minute?

2. Bub is the coolest zombie out of any of any zombie movie.

by Steve March 5, 2005

Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 6, 2004

RIAA

A bunch of retarded music industry democrats who sue the entire country while sucking Bill Clinton's dick.

The RIAA's breath smells like Bill Clinton's dick.

by Steve October 18, 2003

meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"

Vin Deisel

by steve January 16, 2004

G.N.S

G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant Bill 'The Knowledge' Chapman working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.

Here comes Bill with another jucy piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.

by Steve November 7, 2003

cornpump

unwanted,useless item or person

"the cornpump was for sale,but I wasn't buyin'..." "...some cornpump took my seat at the bar"

by steve June 4, 2004