steve's definitions

butternut

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.

She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.

by Steve January 12, 2005

On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.

Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."

by Steve March 3, 2004

jellbows

When a fat ass persons arms jiggle so much that Bill Cosby starts singing the jello song.

Look at the jellbos on taht lady.

by steve May 9, 2003

Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.

When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.

by Steve June 24, 2005

Deon Knight

A tootle-pip.

An Iridium Merchant.

Your can is so slow, you must be a DEON KNIGHT!!!!

by Steve August 16, 2004

rocksicrate

using a rock song for a purpose other than which it is intended, thereby ruining the song

in the song "lets go" by lil john, it rocksecrates the song crazy train, that is, uses a rock song for a purpose other than which it is intended, he rocksicrates the song by rapping over it, thereby ruining the song

by steve October 8, 2004

pug

A Chinese toy dog breed that comes in 2 colors, fawn and black. The breed seems to be more popular than it used to be, especially the fawn pug. Milo and Frank are the 2 most famous pugs.

Napoleon's wife is said to have owned a pug.

by Steve September 21, 2005