steve's definitions

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

by Steve January 25, 2005

Yoda

The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda

by Steve September 20, 2005

weenie lipper

the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.

I like the way she licked my weenie lipper

by steve April 29, 2003

umm

1.umm is a word commonnley used in times of indecision

Tim, "Cecil would you like pizza or tacos for dinner?"
Cecil, "Umm."
Tim, "Tacos it is then."

by steve April 19, 2005

flatdick

a top down foolish ass pranksta thats always flacid and cant get it up

damn whats with the flatdick you canker sore.

by steve March 9, 2004

droopy

A woman with sagging boobs.

Look at that woman with droopy boobs! She needs to wear a bra!

by Steve January 21, 2005

angel scat

An uneasy feeling while being preached to.
The residual effect thereof.

The Jehovah Witness folks came by today and left their angel scat in the foyer. I was more interested as to where they bought their leather cases than their interpretation of heaven.

by Steve January 22, 2005