steve's definitions

Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.

When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.

by Steve June 24, 2005

big bite

The big bite is an event that may occur as a man is receiving a blow job from a woman and then out of pure boredom and before blowing his load decides to give her an uppercut to the chin. Normally followed by wailing pain by the blow job recipient.

This prostitute was quite stank, so instead of blowing my load I gave her a big bite

by Steve October 5, 2004

rocksicrate

using a rock song for a purpose other than which it is intended, thereby ruining the song

in the song "lets go" by lil john, it rocksecrates the song crazy train, that is, uses a rock song for a purpose other than which it is intended, he rocksicrates the song by rapping over it, thereby ruining the song

by steve October 8, 2004

jellbows

When a fat ass persons arms jiggle so much that Bill Cosby starts singing the jello song.

Look at the jellbos on taht lady.

by steve May 9, 2003

doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

Deon Knight

A tootle-pip.

An Iridium Merchant.

Your can is so slow, you must be a DEON KNIGHT!!!!

by Steve August 16, 2004

gorp

When one proceeds to phart and releases fecal matter into his/her undergarment. (the reason we wear undergarments in the first place)

Oh snap, I just gorped and it burned my thigh!

by steve August 13, 2004