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bat and trap

A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).
Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"
by steve March 11, 2008
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spice donkey

a slave who carries ilicit materials for his master, colloquially used to refer to any road worker or laborer.
Those f-ing spice donkies are always tearing up the road and backing up traffic.
by steve January 16, 2004
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BlueWhale

BlueWhale or its more common name derived from the latin term "aronus fattius", was used by early 18th century settlers to divide the community into a fittness catagory strongly supported by darwins theory of survival of the fittest. Thus all blue whales were excluded from the community in order to filter out those who were ruining the october harvet through the mass consumption of crops.
by steve November 1, 2004
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sok

sok dude
by Steve August 3, 2003
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York university

York University is a school that is populated with people who do not act their age and who are dumb asses. York is a horrible school and the only reason why people go there is because it is so easy. Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.
York where the dumb asses go
York the school where the picked on want to gun down everyone
by steve November 25, 2004
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Majasha

ramrod, tube steak, trouser trout, pink steamer, cock, dick, meat.
I sat on the Texas jackin' ledge with my Majasha in hand
by steve April 29, 2003
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Coolbook

Book of who is cool;a slang term for generally accepted or well-liked in a group of people.
Emmanuel is in Steve's coolbook right now.

Oh no! Mrs.Krumm is not in Steve's coolbook
by Steve September 5, 2003
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