steve's definitions

Horhay

A barbarian parody of the genre of science fantasy, created by Robert Lee Noogles. Horhay, the giant from northern Bavaria, wanders through the insane world of Toadsuck to find his destiny as King of Fools.

"Horhay's massive fist crashed down onto the dimunitive thief's pate, driving akelter his spine and fracturing his shaven skull."

by Steve March 15, 2004

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

bogan

A species of australian that dwels in a swer like a dwarf waiting for inocent people to walk passt to grab thier ankles.
loves to bask in galon of tommatoe suace (alos knows at ketchup)

Dont be such a bogan andrew

by Steve March 29, 2005

Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

by Steve March 3, 2005

Gash

An English slang word for a woman.

Check out that gash.

by Steve July 30, 2004

spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003

guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005