steve's definitions

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

FILA

Finally I LEFT Africa

by steve May 9, 2003

gallo

Gow Gare Gou

Gals Make This sound with a warm load down their throat

by Steve March 6, 2003

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004

A.D.I.D.A.S.

after dinner i did a shit

like i ate dinner then went & had a shit

by steve March 22, 2003

spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003