steve's definitions

get some

to receive something well, whether it be sex, money, victory, or something else

I finished that test in 10 minutes; I got some!

by Steve February 25, 2005

internet whore

Internet Whore (N.)
1- One who excessively updates their live journal, has a profile full of ridiculously colorful text (and song lyrics), and has most importantly, a myspace where they are often found tYpInG and (usually) acting retardedly.

"mY nAmE iS seXii Mike nd meh Hobiez includez:
Moonlight Strolls
Fresh German Chocolates
Dancing to the 'flashdance' soundtrack!
O, LoL and im Allergic to Peanutz!!!
OmG iLLy!!! I LUB J00!!":-D

by steve March 8, 2005

bootythwap

The act of punkslapping your deserving female significant other on her clitoris for being a colossal pain in the ass. Usually done when she wrongs you.

Ed had to bootythwap his girlfriend when she tried to break his balls in front of all his friends for no particular reason.

by Steve December 17, 2003

Dilligaf

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Someone says to you, "what do you think about...."

You answer with DILLIGAF

by Steve November 27, 2003

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004

3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

by Steve December 7, 2004

jimmies

A reference to a particular type of Sprinkle, namely, Chocolate Sprinkles

I don't want rainbow sprinkles, I want some Jimmies

by steve March 3, 2005