steve's definitions

tench

1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.

'Right, who left that tench in the bog?'

by Steve September 23, 2003

supaspank

a spanking given with authority by a hot girl named ashley

supaspank needs no examples

by Steve April 25, 2004

Golden Corona

An award, much like the Oscars, for remarkable or rather unthinkable behavior at an organized party or event. In order to be considered for this award one must have demonstrated exceptional ability in disrupting the normal festivities. A lack of beer contribution is certainly reason for nomination. Also consummation substitution of beer (bringin' cans and drinking bottles) can be accepted.

After 5 years of winning the Golden Corona award, a recipient may choose to make a rule. Kinda like quarters!

Bob: Yo, who do you think should win the GC this year.

Another Bob: Sheeet... Willy, hands down! He drank all my Amstel Lights!

by Steve December 22, 2004

Ballbuster

A nickname movie enthusiasts give to Blockbuster because they tend not to carry as many widescreen versions of movies as fullscreen, don't usually carry unrated movies, and a bunch of other stuff.

Frigging Ballbaster has too many fullscreen versions of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.

by Steve February 19, 2005

hunnydip

A fine woman; preferrably with a bit booty.

Check out the ass on that hunny dip.

by steve March 20, 2005

Cold Neck

Anti-Mullet, one who has no hair covering his/her neck

shit boy... im gonna go over there and beat the shit out of that Cold Neck!

by steve April 29, 2003

jewish rapper

alan krawitz, the best jewish rapper in the world. Thinks he's the best, acts like he's the best. But is still just a jew!

there is no exmple of a jewish rapper besides alan krawitz becauss they dont exist.

by steve February 15, 2005