steve's definitions

Honz

Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.

eeeewwwww i think i can smell honz from here....

by Steve April 18, 2005

Long Island

Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.

Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.

by Steve March 16, 2005

skiprat

Another word for a chav/townie etc, more offensive

get the fuck away, you skiprat twat.

by steve August 22, 2004

chypher

to rap back and fourth with a bunch of homeies

at the aprty helm was the illiest in the chypher

by steve November 21, 2004

porple

a character on the popular website porplemontage.com

he's a little green* guy

by Steve July 27, 2004

cheeky

Vernacular for joint, or marijuana used by a small contingent of English smokers in Southampton.

"Here, mate, got any cheeky?"

"Pass me the cheeky tray, I'm going to bash another one up!"

"mmmmm, cheeeeekyyyyy!"

by Steve August 21, 2003

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve September 18, 2007