steve's definitions

Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.

When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.

by Steve June 24, 2005

doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

Deon Knight

A tootle-pip.

An Iridium Merchant.

Your can is so slow, you must be a DEON KNIGHT!!!!

by Steve August 16, 2004

big bite

The big bite is an event that may occur as a man is receiving a blow job from a woman and then out of pure boredom and before blowing his load decides to give her an uppercut to the chin. Normally followed by wailing pain by the blow job recipient.

This prostitute was quite stank, so instead of blowing my load I gave her a big bite

by Steve October 5, 2004

cornpump

unwanted,useless item or person

"the cornpump was for sale,but I wasn't buyin'..." "...some cornpump took my seat at the bar"

by steve June 4, 2004

meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"

Vin Deisel

by steve January 16, 2004

G.N.S

G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant Bill 'The Knowledge' Chapman working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.

Here comes Bill with another jucy piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.

by Steve November 7, 2003