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Usually a name referring to Jesus of Nazareth, who lived from around 0 B.C to 33 A.D. His birth is celebrated on Cristmas day. He was supposedly born of the virgin Mary, and started preaching when he was about 30 years old. He went around the countryside preaching messages of peace, love, and acceptance. He was commonly mistaken as a political revolutionary, uprising against the Roman Empire which was occupying the region at the time.

According to the Bible, he was both God-like and human-like, though nowadays the human part is often forgotton. He hung out with theives, crooks, prostitutes, and other people who were deemed "unacceptable" by society. He perfomed "miracles", such as turning water into wine, calming storms, multiplying bread, etc. Some people interpret these stories literally, while others interpret them metaphorically.

Jesus, by today's standards, would be considered a hippie, a leftie, and an extremist. He preached acceptance and tolerance, not racist, sexist, and homophobic policies.

He was not a pacifist. His whole "turn the other cheek" thing is advising people to use nonviolent resistance. In those times, a slap with the back of the hand was an insult, while a slap with the palm was illigal. The scripture says that if someone hits you on the RIGHT cheek... People's left hands were considered "unclean" and therefore they would have to hit you with their right hand, and to do it on the right cheek would have to be backhanded. If you turn the other cheek, you are forcing them to hit you with their palm, which then would be illegal. There are many other scriptures like this one that are interpreted out of context and have distorted meanings. (hope that clarified things)

Jesus died on a crucifix, the modern-day symbol of christianity. The crucifix was a torture device used by the Romans as punishment. Tons of people tend to forget the origin of the cross. He was accused of calling himself the son of God (which he never did), died on Good Friday, and was resureccted on Easter Sunday.
What Would Jesus Do?
Jesus is my homeboy.
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Jesus by Steve June 29, 2006

Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.
"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~
Cooling Board by Steve June 18, 2006

Mr. Charlie 

White men regarded as oppressors of blacks.

An article by John Cowley, "Shack Bullies and Levee Contractors: Bluesmen as Ethnographers," in The Journal of Folklore Research, vol. 28, nos. 2/3, pp. 135-162, recounts the story of the Lowrence family, a set of seven brothers, the oldest named Charley, who were notorious contractors of cheap labor, mostly African American, to build the levees alongside the Mississippi in the 1920's. A number of songs quoted in the article refer to "Mr Charley" specifically in this context, giving rise to speculation on the part of Alan Lomax that he may have "discovered the identity of the elusive "Mr. Charley." Cowley's article goes on, however, to quote a comment by Alan Dundes on Lomax' article that 'Mr. Charley' "would appear to date from antebellum times." But the repeated reference to a "Mr. Charley" by southern bluesmen was undoubtedly in reference to Charley Lowrence.
Mr. Charlie, I hear--I hear the niggers is free, is that right?
Mr. Charlie by Steve June 18, 2006
OMOCOD
One Man One Crate One Day
The task of drinking one crate of beer in one day.
Bob: Hey Steve, fancy doing OMOCOD?
Steve: What the fuck's OMOCOD?
Bob: One Man, One Crate, One Day...
omocod by Steve June 18, 2006
Kb is an acronym for "kind bud". It is a nickname for very potent strains of marijuana. It generally has a thc content that's 21 percent by weight and has long red hair growth, a sort of frosted appearance due to the high thc content, a light green color (though this can vary with every strand). Kb is usually a denser and rounder-looking bud and is more difficult to break up.
Examples in speech:
"I'm about to roll a fat blunt with 2g of kb"

"I need about an 8 of some kb"

"Hit me up when you get that kb."
kb by Steve June 16, 2006

steve kerr 

A NBA analyst who doesnt know what he is talking about.
Would people know Steve Kerr exist if Jordan played for another team? ... probably yeah because he'll be the guy Jordan scores 90 on.
steve kerr by Steve May 1, 2006

mutz nutz 

a polite way of saying the british term "dogs bollocks" whic means good > the mutz nutz
wow, your new bike is the mutz nutz man
mutz nutz by steve April 28, 2006