steve's definitions

S.W.A.T.

Strengths, Weaknesses, Achievements, Threats. Used in business/financial assessment of competition, situation, etc.

"We need to do a SWAT analysis of our competitor in order to better understand ..."

by Steve December 15, 2003

yellow.ninja

she will fuck you up. or get fucked up. either way she has a way with things. her skills include making jello, and pudding w.o the prize at the bottom. yellow attracts many from afar and near, she is the most awesome thing this side of the hemisphere. dont fuck with her, she'll get someone to cut you up.

Yellow.ninja is mean to retards

by steve November 3, 2004

mong'ead

If someone does something stupid or laughable.....laugh for desired length, then say

Aaaaaah Cameron you mong'ead, stop puking up on my floor

by steve December 29, 2003

butt-dyno

A device which implements a human being's rear-end to report a vehicle's performance in acceleration or engine power.

My butt-dyno says it's faster!

by Steve October 21, 2003

pansy ass mother fucker

one who places pansies in their mothers asses

Ha fucker! you believe that shit???

by Steve February 17, 2004

Your Wife, My Bopper

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)

Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK

by Steve July 21, 2008

axe wound

a pussy on its period

Sophia had a big axe wound i could see it on her pants.

by Steve November 8, 2004