Definitions by stan

henpeck 

To dominate or harass (one's husband) with persistent nagging.

also

To find fault with constantly: carp at, fuss at, nag, peck at, pick.

Stan decided to stay late at the office in an effort to decrease the amount of henpecking he would undoubtedly experience at home

henpeck by Stan April 12, 2006

SOCOM pistol 

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

SOCOM pistol by Stan April 11, 2006

Making bacon 

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

Making bacon by Stan April 11, 2006

log 

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log

log by Stan April 4, 2005

MTV 

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

MTV by stan February 23, 2005

nagger

a black person who complains too much

the damn nagger wouldn't shut up so i just told him to get back to the cotton field

nagger by stan February 16, 2005

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kool-aid man by stan February 16, 2005