stan's definitions

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan April 12, 2006

homophobia

being afraid of people who have the potential of putting a chokeball in your mouth

homophobia is so gay

by stan April 12, 2006

spagattled

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.

eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning

by stan April 12, 2006

zampy

An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning.

Dude that fucking ride was ZAMPY AS HELL!!!

by stan April 12, 2006

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

bones

become bonafide.

He made his bones withthe gang by taking donw a candy store.

by Stan April 12, 2006