stan's definitions

gonorrhea

one of the most terrifying stds that you can get from a hoe, slut, prostitute, or christina aguilera

i'm gonorrhea, and thats a fact. if you can't say it, then call me clap. i burn up lovers, like bacon fat.

by stan April 12, 2006

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by Stan April 12, 2006

hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

kevin garnett

awesome basketball player that is black as night

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett

by stan April 12, 2006

poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

by stan April 12, 2006