stan's definitions

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan April 12, 2006

MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

by stan February 23, 2005

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans

my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music

by stan April 12, 2006

rolled

To toilet paper someone's yard.

He pissed us off, so we rolled his yard last night.

by Stan April 12, 2006