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1. umfriend
Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend
"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"
by Stan Jul 27, 2004 add a video
2. umfriend
a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship

also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend
"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"
by mr.tickles Jul 25, 2005 add a video
3. UMFRIEND
A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.
"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."
by Zak May 3, 2003 add a video
4. umfriend
a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend
girl: this is my umfriend Jake
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