stan's definitions

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

DK

Don't know. To pretend not ot know someone.

Last night she was all over me but today in front of all her friends she DKed me.

by Stan April 12, 2006

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

Rabbiting

when someone fucks so fast it resembles a rabbit going at it.

look at those two there rabbiting

by Stan April 12, 2006

Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by Stan April 12, 2006

kevin garnett

awesome basketball player that is black as night

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett

by stan April 12, 2006