stan's definitions

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan April 12, 2006

hog style

Same as doggie style only with a fat girl.

She was so big we fucked hog style.

by Stan April 12, 2006

DK

Don't know. To pretend not ot know someone.

Last night she was all over me but today in front of all her friends she DKed me.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006