stan's definitions

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan April 12, 2006

homophobia

being afraid of people who have the potential of putting a chokeball in your mouth

homophobia is so gay

by stan April 12, 2006

poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

by stan April 12, 2006

kevin garnett

awesome basketball player that is black as night

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett

by stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006