stan's definitions

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006

bones

become bonafide.

He made his bones withthe gang by taking donw a candy store.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises

if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled

by stan August 25, 2006

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stan February 16, 2005