stan's definitions

gonorrhea

one of the most terrifying stds that you can get from a hoe, slut, prostitute, or christina aguilera

i'm gonorrhea, and thats a fact. if you can't say it, then call me clap. i burn up lovers, like bacon fat.

by stan April 12, 2006

Navy SEAL

A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land

Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL

by Stan October 26, 2003

Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by Stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans

my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music

by stan April 12, 2006

homophobia

being afraid of people who have the potential of putting a chokeball in your mouth

homophobia is so gay

by stan April 12, 2006

casa bonita

the disneyland of mexican resturants and you can get refried beans!

casa bonita awsome!
"casa bonita casa bonita enchilada momasita"

by Stan April 12, 2006