stan's definitions

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

SOCOM pistol

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

by Stan April 11, 2006

Religious Ignorance

dumbasses who think that the only important religion is their own and those who think things only exist if they are in a book that i located in most motels

white american christians

by stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

unaware

the perfect word to define someone that looks very awkward and out of place in his/her current social setting. They seem to clueless as to what's going on around them, much like a mern

hey, that guy in the corner looks very unaware.

by stan April 12, 2006

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan April 12, 2006