stan's definitions

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Rabbiting

when someone fucks so fast it resembles a rabbit going at it.

look at those two there rabbiting

by Stan April 12, 2006

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan April 12, 2006

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by Stan April 12, 2006

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006