stan's definitions

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

never

1. a way of telling someone that you don't believe a word they're saying.

2. short for "never do that again"

1. yea, I hooked up with that chick once. Response: "never"

2. man, I just tripped down those stairs. Response: "never"

by stan April 12, 2006

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stan February 16, 2005

who

a one word response to any comment that you find no intrest in. use this in place of why, when, how, or what.

we should try to be more careful.
response: who?

by stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

homophobia

being afraid of people who have the potential of putting a chokeball in your mouth

homophobia is so gay

by stan April 12, 2006

republican

rich white christian americans who only give a fuck about rich white christian americans. also see fascist and governator.

screw health care, i've gotta go play golf.

by stan February 13, 2005