stan's definitions

handball

A city sport played against a wall with you hards. Probably one of the oldest and greatest games. Played in the U.S. and Ireland, in U.S. mostly in New York City.

Whoa, did u see how he hit that handball?

by Stan April 12, 2006

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.

Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.

by Stan April 12, 2006

hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

republican

rich white christian americans who only give a fuck about rich white christian americans. also see fascist and governator.

screw health care, i've gotta go play golf.

by stan February 13, 2005