stan's definitions

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

Mel Gibson

an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.

the passion of the australian nazi

by stan April 12, 2006

nagger

a black person who complains too much

the damn nagger wouldn't shut up so i just told him to get back to the cotton field

by stan February 16, 2005

never

1. a way of telling someone that you don't believe a word they're saying.

2. short for "never do that again"

1. yea, I hooked up with that chick once. Response: "never"

2. man, I just tripped down those stairs. Response: "never"

by stan April 12, 2006

SOCOM pistol

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

by Stan April 11, 2006

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006