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Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.
Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log
Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log
by Stan April 4, 2005
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Religious Ignorance

dumbasses who think that the only important religion is their own and those who think things only exist if they are in a book that i located in most motels
by stan April 12, 2006
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alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens
by stan April 12, 2006
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kevin garnett

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett
by stan April 12, 2006
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dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans
my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music
by stan April 12, 2006
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republican

rich white christian americans who only give a fuck about rich white christian americans. also see fascist and governator.
by stan February 13, 2005
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