stan's definitions

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.

Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.

by Stan April 12, 2006

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stan February 16, 2005

homophobia

being afraid of people who have the potential of putting a chokeball in your mouth

homophobia is so gay

by stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

bones

become bonafide.

He made his bones withthe gang by taking donw a candy store.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan April 12, 2006