stan's definitions

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises

if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled

by stan August 25, 2006

Sibling

A younger brother or sister.

by Stan April 12, 2006

never

1. a way of telling someone that you don't believe a word they're saying.

2. short for "never do that again"

1. yea, I hooked up with that chick once. Response: "never"

2. man, I just tripped down those stairs. Response: "never"

by stan April 12, 2006

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

henpeck

To dominate or harass (one's husband) with persistent nagging.

also

To find fault with constantly: carp at, fuss at, nag, peck at, pick.

Stan decided to stay late at the office in an effort to decrease the amount of henpecking he would undoubtedly experience at home

by Stan April 12, 2006

nagger

a black person who complains too much

the damn nagger wouldn't shut up so i just told him to get back to the cotton field

by stan February 16, 2005