stan's definitions

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

politics

lying, cheating, stealing

if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public

by stan April 12, 2006

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises

if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled

by stan August 25, 2006

republican

rich white christian americans who only give a fuck about rich white christian americans. also see fascist and governator.

screw health care, i've gotta go play golf.

by stan February 13, 2005

Sibling

A younger brother or sister.

by Stan April 12, 2006