stan's definitions

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

SOCOM pistol

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

by Stan April 11, 2006

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan April 12, 2006

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty

Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Septic

Cockney ryhming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney ryhming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!

What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!

by Stan February 18, 2004

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010