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blow grits

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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SOCOM pistol

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.
With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.
by Stan April 11, 2006
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Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty
Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.
by Stan April 12, 2006
mugGet the Hoochied upmug.

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises
if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled
by stan August 25, 2006
mugGet the Animemug.

Sibling

by Stan April 12, 2006
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MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music
if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television
by stan February 23, 2005
mugGet the MTVmug.

split

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night
by stan April 12, 2006
mugGet the splitmug.

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