oldest 

Oldest is when someone is older than the other.

I was born before you! I’m the oldest.

oldest by Zero<3 September 6, 2021

Oldest Xbox known to man 

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

Oldest Xbox known to man by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022

Oldest Child 

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

oldest child.

Oldest Child by TheOldestChildUnfourtunatley August 1, 2011

oldest sister 

That bad bitch with the best humor. You’re happy when she bakes something, but when she’s gonna cook dinner you better run. The one day she’s your best friend or like a mum, the next day she can be the devil his own person.

Person A- Wait, is that aggressive girl the same as who gave you food last week??
Person B- Yes, that’s my oldest sister

oldest sister by a little lad November 23, 2021

oldest privilege

The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.

oldest privilege by Coastiewife May 7, 2017

oldest trick in the book 

When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.

Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.

oldest trick in the book by trolled! March 26, 2023

Oldest child 

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

Oldest child by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020