Definitions by somethingplex1

phantomfestation 

infested by ghosts

although the phantomfestation in the final scene of 'Beetlejuice' looked like fun, little Carolanne found that this type of situation in occurrence was not always the case...

phantomfestation by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

clustre fuck 

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

clustre fuck by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

hide the thing 

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

hide the thing by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

majoritools 

people who believe in the 'majority rules' philosophy.

look at these over-zealous majoritools right here, homes. looting will never equate to winning a shopping spree.

majoritools by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

remurdered 

to be murdered... again

some of these neologistical definitions could get me remurdered

remurdered by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

to brick 

1. to ejaculate

2. to throw a brick at something

man, I just want to brick in that chick's face...

to brick by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

swamp gas 

FBI code word for ghosts and/or UFOs

nothing to worry about here, just some swamp gas caused a flare in the atmosphere...

swamp gas by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011