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tonessence by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011
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Tessence
When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006
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Conessence
(Noun)
1. The uncontrollable strange or eccentric behavior of a particular situation, group or conversation
2. The irregular, unruly thoughts or ideas of something
(Adjective)
1. The weird or baffling nature of someone
A neutral ground word that can be used in describing harshly or fondly based on the situation
1. The uncontrollable strange or eccentric behavior of a particular situation, group or conversation
2. The irregular, unruly thoughts or ideas of something
(Adjective)
1. The weird or baffling nature of someone
A neutral ground word that can be used in describing harshly or fondly based on the situation
Conessence by mickymick_ April 9, 2021
Truessence
A word describing an individual who has delusions that he knows how to write poetry and is a romantic.
Also an individual who is a homosexual-in-hiding, wears ugly jewelry, clothes that don't match, and is a hippie tree-hugger through and through.
Also an individual who is a homosexual-in-hiding, wears ugly jewelry, clothes that don't match, and is a hippie tree-hugger through and through.
Truessence by falsename March 30, 2009
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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