26 definitions by somethingplex1
hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.
someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.
by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011
by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011
although the phantomfestation in the final scene of 'Beetlejuice' looked like fun, little Carolanne found that this type of situation in occurrence was not always the case...
by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011
the opposite of Godism
the paedophile priests were secretly Anti-Godist in their personal philosophy... stooping to public acts of Anti-Godism in front of the congregation occasionally...
by somethingplex1 December 26, 2011
jim: "the blibberation i feel in that classroom full of disabled kids is immense, since i fucked that Kirsty one with down's syndrome..."
dave: "shit. hook me up! are there any amputees?"
dave: "shit. hook me up! are there any amputees?"
by somethingplex1 December 20, 2011
look at these over-zealous majoritools right here, homes. looting will never equate to winning a shopping spree.
by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011
by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011