A maneuver in which you exple flattace while performing a a 360 jump. The fart must start and end while in the air, no exceptions. If the participant farts on landing, it does not count and you are a complete loser. And you probably shit your pants. It requires exceptional anus control. It is an expert level dance move. The IOC is considering this as a pointable move for balance beam gymnastics.

Did that guy just perform a cirque du flate?

He is awesome.

cirque du flate by Jaydizzy7 October 10, 2012

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felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007

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flatearther

A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Joe is now a flatearther after watching a bunch of youtube videos. He believes the world is flat.

flatearther by RickTheBrick23 July 8, 2019

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felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

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