gwomble

gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.

First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble

by sandspit June 29, 2007

sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit August 28, 2007

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit August 28, 2007

flesh nugget

a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.

hey...did you see that total flesh nugget over by the pool tables?! damn!

by sandspit August 28, 2007

blubru

noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar

by sandspit August 28, 2007

weasileurant

adjective: weasely by nature. cheap, dishonest.

"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"

by sandspit October 03, 2007

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

by sandspit November 30, 2009