sandspit's definitions
by sandspit April 11, 2010

by sandspit October 25, 2007

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."
by sandspit December 26, 2009

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
by sandspit September 24, 2007

shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel
by sandspit September 24, 2007

by sandspit July 31, 2007

the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan
by sandspit October 18, 2007
