sandspit's definitions

bromantic

Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.

There was something oddly bromantic about how Alvin shoulder-hugged his new friend Kristoph.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

unfuckwithable

under the false impression that you are at the pinnacle, untouchable or otherwise impervious to any physical or verbal attack.

Chet's big 'unfuckwithable' tatoo got him beat-up at the local bar, then hassled and arrested by the cops, and finally hazed by the inmates in county jail. He might want to re-think that one.

by sandspit December 29, 2009

dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

by sandspit November 25, 2007

broken fucker

insult typically hurled drivers that are somehow elluded by even the most basic rules of the road.

look at that broken fucker in the left lane going 45 with a semi four feet from his rear bumper.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

derek call

to make a bad decision, to exercise poor judgment, make a bad call. Derelict at duty.

President Bush's downright derek call to allow Mexican truckers free access to American highways, was blocked by emergency legislation.

by sandspit November 8, 2007

cribondle

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.

Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!

by sandspit September 24, 2007