uber-awesome

beyond anything you have seen before, or could have imagined. divine beauty.

"dude, i was cruising the 'net and came across the most uber-awesome blue-bru babe Amber Chaos!!! wth? have you ever seen her?"

by sandspit April 30, 2013

bromantic

Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.

There was something oddly bromantic about how Alvin shoulder-hugged his new friend Kristoph.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

know it not

someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.

Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!

by sandspit December 31, 2009

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

by sandspit November 30, 2009

blubru

noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar

by sandspit September 17, 2007

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007