sandspit's definitions

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

sqwamble

Sqwamble (verb); sqwamble To make a poor attempt at something.

Alvin sqwambled his chances of getting the girls number by constantly talking about himself. sqwamble

by sandspit July 31, 2007

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007

blubru

noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar

by sandspit September 17, 2007

know it not

someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.

Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!

by sandspit December 31, 2009

LeGrande

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.

Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL

by sandspit November 25, 2007