sandspit's definitions

towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.

dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

grueller

noun: an individual who has no resources, and even less dignity...but has no hesitation in spending yours.

alvin is such a grueller, i lent him my vise-grips and duct tape to fix his car and he sold them for 2 dollars at Venice Beach! wtf?!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

chavalla

chavalla noun: little punk kid that dresses and acts like a gangster.

I think someone is gonna cap that chavalla!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

thickness

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.

whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!

by sandspit May 11, 2015

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

Lincoln Aggravator

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.

Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!

by sandspit November 8, 2007