sandspit's definitions

tune contamination

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

FOB

noun: Finger On Button, key-less entry for automobiles, and automobile alarm systems. ubiquitous in North America, the world's leader in automobile theft rates.

Alvin: 'fuck! the battery in my key FOB is dead, I can't even get into my Miata!'

by sandspit September 17, 2007

preview fraud

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.

'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'

by sandspit November 30, 2009

cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.

Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

didactile

didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all.

Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no friends at all.

by sandspit July 31, 2007