sandspit's definitions

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

preview fraud

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.

'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'

by sandspit November 30, 2009

cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.

Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.

by sandspit October 18, 2007

uber-awesome

beyond anything you have seen before, or could have imagined. divine beauty.

"dude, i was cruising the 'net and came across the most uber-awesome blue-bru babe Amber Chaos!!! wth? have you ever seen her?"

by sandspit April 30, 2013

scoob

noun: tactless guys that approach girls to hook-up.

omg did you see that scoob spill his beer on himself while was asking me out?! hilarious!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

by sandspit November 30, 2009