51 definitions by sandspit

broken fucker

insult typically hurled drivers that are somehow elluded by even the most basic rules of the road.

look at that broken fucker in the left lane going 45 with a semi four feet from his rear bumper.

by sandspit August 28, 2007

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

by sandspit December 26, 2009

chavalla

chavalla noun: little punk kid that dresses and acts like a gangster.

I think someone is gonna cap that chavalla!

by sandspit August 28, 2007

uber-awesome

beyond anything you have seen before, or could have imagined. divine beauty.

"dude, i was cruising the 'net and came across the most uber-awesome blue-bru babe Amber Chaos!!! wth? have you ever seen her?"

by sandspit April 30, 2013

bromantic

Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.

There was something oddly bromantic about how Alvin shoulder-hugged his new friend Kristoph.

by sandspit June 29, 2007

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit August 28, 2007

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit August 28, 2007