sandspit's definitions

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

by sandspit November 30, 2009

bromantic

Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.

There was something oddly bromantic about how Alvin shoulder-hugged his new friend Kristoph.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

by sandspit November 25, 2007

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

by sandspit December 26, 2009

shoulder hopping

beach slang, the act of cutting a surfer off at the end of a wave, when there is no power left.

"Alvin is a shoulder hopping sponger!"

by sandspit October 25, 2007