conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.
modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'
Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
by sandspit November 04, 2007
by sandspit April 11, 2010
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."
Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
by sandspit April 12, 2010
noun: an individual who has no resources, and even less dignity...but has no hesitation in spending yours.
alvin is such a grueller, i lent him my vise-grips and duct tape to fix his car and he sold them for 2 dollars at Venice Beach! wtf?!
by sandspit September 11, 2007
by sandspit September 11, 2007
Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!
by sandspit November 05, 2009
shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel
by sandspit September 11, 2007