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pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
by sandspit November 25, 2007
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laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.
this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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chavalla

chavalla noun: little punk kid that dresses and acts like a gangster.
I think someone is gonna cap that chavalla!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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lag liar

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.
xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!
by sandspit December 31, 2009
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flesh nugget

a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.
hey...did you see that total flesh nugget over by the pool tables?! damn!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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unfuckwithable

under the false impression that you are at the pinnacle, untouchable or otherwise impervious to any physical or verbal attack.
Chet's big 'unfuckwithable' tatoo got him beat-up at the local bar, then hassled and arrested by the cops, and finally hazed by the inmates in county jail. He might want to re-think that one.
by sandspit December 29, 2009
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dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.
at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?
by sandspit November 25, 2007
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