pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
by sandspit November 04, 2007
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tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.
" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"
by sandspit April 11, 2010
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tune contamination

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
by sandspit April 12, 2010
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grueller

noun: an individual who has no resources, and even less dignity...but has no hesitation in spending yours.
alvin is such a grueller, i lent him my vise-grips and duct tape to fix his car and he sold them for 2 dollars at Venice Beach! wtf?!
by sandspit September 11, 2007
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spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.
Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!
by sandspit September 11, 2007
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boneriffic

GLEE, AS PERTAINING TO BONERS AND RIFFIC SHIT...not just sexual, just killer!
Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!
by sandspit November 05, 2009
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grovel

verb: west coast slang. to stop at no lengths to get sexual with a chick.
shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel
by sandspit September 11, 2007
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