sandspit's definitions

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007

blubru

noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar

by sandspit September 17, 2007

know it not

someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.

Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!

by sandspit December 31, 2009

Lincoln Aggravator

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.

Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!

by sandspit November 8, 2007

thickness

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.

whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!

by sandspit May 11, 2015