rperazag's definitions

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.

"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

kooky side

Strange or crazy side that uptight people keep in disguise from nine to five.

"How gay is that? Justin Bieber makes Ron display his kooky side."

"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."

X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"

Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Serious Delirium

When you get stuck in a state of extreme excitement that doesn´t seem to go away, no matter what you do.

A: "Oh man... she finally called."
B: "Swells big time bro!"
A: "No way Jose... now I am caught in serious delirium!"

by rperazag July 7, 2010

re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Personate

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

by rperazag July 23, 2010