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Falling in lust

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.
A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).
by rperazag July 28, 2010
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Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.
Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.
by rperazag August 5, 2010
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Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.
X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.
by rperazag June 26, 2010
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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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hypopriest

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)
Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!
by rperazag May 2, 2010
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