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Gen "Why"

A brainless generation that has no answers about the most important and critical issues in life, that accepts no responsibility at all, and that is stuck at infant´s level of astonishment.
My Gawd! There has to be an answer to ecocide (heedless or deliberate destruction of the natural environment, as by pollutants or an act of war).

Forget about that, this is Gen "Why".
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Trust issues

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.
When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.
by rperazag May 13, 2010
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Tweetsdom

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 18, 2010
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caf pop

Man, grandpa is so addicted to coffee that he is considering making caf pop.
by rperazag July 7, 2010
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Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.
"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.
"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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