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"How gay is that? Justin Bieber makes Ron display his kooky side."
"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."
X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"
Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."
"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."
X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"
Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
Get the kooky side mug.X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
Get the Paradox of choice mug.Stinky ("uncharacteristic off-flavor and smell") Kellogg´s cereal brands Corn Pops, Honey Smacks, Froot Loops and Apple Jacks, that produce nausea and diarrhea in consumers.
Mother: "What´s wrong sweetie? C´mon finish your cereal, we are late for school"
Daughter: "Mom... You don´t love me anymore? Why are you killing me with these stinky Smellogg´s?"
Daughter: "Mom... You don´t love me anymore? Why are you killing me with these stinky Smellogg´s?"
by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the Smellogg´s mug.Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the SMES mug.A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.
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by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the Bobbleheads mug.Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the online persona mug.A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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