rperazag's definitions

.xxx

Approved Internet domain dedicated to pornography.

"Approved .xxx domain makes it easier to filter out inappropriate content... great news for those that wish to consume, or avoid, adult content."
(Net overseer Icann - Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers)

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Overshopper

A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.

A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."

by rperazag July 22, 2010

phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.

Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Hall of Shame

Special honor dedicated to some of the crappiest members of society, who deserve no attention at all due to their lack of value as individuals, but that manage to titillate the stupid masses and capture the idiotic attention of mainstream media.

Who are the inductees for the Hall of Shame this year?

A looooong list... Among others, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010

Pregreening

To creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change.

Stop it!!! Your are driving me nuts with your third-worldish pregreening way of driving.

by rperazag August 5, 2010