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twiblings

Siblings (brothers or sisters) close enough to almost be twins.
My sister Emily is so close to me that we feel more like twiblings.
by rperazag January 2, 2011
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Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.
"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."
by rperazag May 30, 2010
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Technoslave

A person showing a dramatic case of social inadequacy by taking refuge in any kind of gadget, in order to avoid real life issues.
X: "How was the date with Nathan?"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.
Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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Twitters

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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