rperazag's definitions

Supremely Girly

A girl’s girl.
A gay who dresses frilly (adorned, decorated).
A woman obsessed with “the usual girl talk stuff”.

I think Maureen is a carpet muncher.

No way, she is supremely girly. Look how frilly she dresses.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Mr. Right

The asshole you are married to.

How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Craplist

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Doppelgambling

A variation on the word doppelganger (a ghostly double of a living person, especially one that haunts its fleshly counterpart).
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.

X: "What are you doing later Bro?" Y: "Going to that joint on 72th... had a dream about lottery numbers." X: "Ahhh... doppelgambling."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.

Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).

by rperazag August 11, 2010

hotshot

A smaller-than-usual condom marketed to 13- to-15-year-olds

C´mon man! Stop pretending you are an adult African-American... get a hotshot.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 6, 2010