rperazag's definitions

Twitters

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.

Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.

"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."

by rperazag May 30, 2010

The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.

End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".

by rperazag June 22, 2010

top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.

What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.

"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!

by rperazag May 20, 2010