rperazag's definitions

shuteye

Sleep.

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Corridor Of Cruelty

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.

I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

Lindsay Lohan.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 17, 2010

FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.

"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

kooky side

Strange or crazy side that uptight people keep in disguise from nine to five.

"How gay is that? Justin Bieber makes Ron display his kooky side."

"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."

X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"

Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.

My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.

by rperazag May 4, 2010