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250 definitions by rperazag

 
71.
Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
 
72.
Fear of being in love.
X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."
by rperazag June 23, 2010
 
73.
Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.
"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
 
74.
A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
 
75.
The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.
What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
 
76.
Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.
Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!
by rperazag May 18, 2010
 
77.
What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
by rperazag May 25, 2010