rperazag's definitions

Suck Huge

An extremely negative state of affairs which is deeply disturbing.

A: "So... your wife doesn´t recognize you anymore?
B: "Yes... Alzheimer disease."
A: "Well, does must suck huge."
B: "Yes it does."

by rperazag July 8, 2010

Corridor Of Cruelty

Life with a person who makes your life utterly miserable.

I told you Jenna, marrying Doug was entering the corridor of cruelty.

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

Lindsay Lohan.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 17, 2010

Personate

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Editorial Idiocy Overdose

The top idiocy level that an Urban Dictionary´s editor can endure because of editing definitions sent to UD by mentally challenged teenagers. After reaching this level the editor, feeling suicidal, shows signs of slight autism, despondency, lack of appetite, and sudden episodes of acute withdrawal.

A: "After editing 111,111 definitions, an Urban Dictionary´s editor refused to edit one more def."
B: How so?
A: Editorial Idiocy Overdose.

by rperazag July 23, 2010

glam-nerd

A glamorous nerd.
An Apple Store´s employee.

“This right here,” said the curly-haired, 20-something Apple Store glam-nerd who sold me my latest iPhone, “is the most important purchase you will ever make in your life.”

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010