rperazag's definitions

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.

My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

by rperazag May 9, 2010

send-up

An amusing imitation or parody; a takeoff.

Bush was a send-up of a responsible President.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.

Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?

by rperazag July 9, 2010

Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.

Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.

by rperazag June 29, 2010