rperazag's definitions

Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.

Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!

by rperazag May 12, 2010

Zappo

Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.

500 channels and nothing... this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

What is it like being stupid?

One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.

The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.

"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Rape-me look

Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.

Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.

"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!

by rperazag May 20, 2010

unfluent

Not well-versed. Not knowing. Ignoring.

A: "Can you believe it? Sandra does not know what is RAM."
B: "Who cares? She is a techno-speak unfluent."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Stripper Prejudice

Social discrimination to which strippers are subjected due to their looks.

Stripper prejudice!... The fuckers cancelled my reservation.

by rperazag May 3, 2010