rperazag's definitions

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.

Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).

by rperazag August 11, 2010

Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

by rperazag July 26, 2010

Relatable

Word very much in use by students, meaning someone or something you can relate to.

Lady Gaga said that there must be something greater than her, meaning that there must be a God. That´s relatable to my ego

by rperazag August 15, 2010

starve the beast

The only hope for an overweight person who rewards himself with an extra helping of ice cream because he has just purchased a membership in a gym.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.

The only way to get out of the yo-yo dieting loop: starve the beast.

by rperazag December 1, 2010

Lady Gagged

Serial cocksucker.

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 19, 2010