rperazag's definitions

Falling in lust

Confusing horniness with love.

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.

Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.

Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.

X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.

by rperazag June 26, 2010