rperazag's definitions

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.

X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.

Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

iBlood

Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.

Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 17, 2010

white night

Days during the few weeks around the summer solstice in June in areas of high latitude, during which sunsets are late, sunrises are early and darkness is never complete.

Let us meet in the open, on a white night, with nothing to hide.

by rperazag July 18, 2010