Zappo

Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.
500 channels and nothing... this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.
Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!
by rperazag May 12, 2010
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Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.
Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
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Greenjoy

The pleasure you get from doing ecotourism (also known as ecological tourism, it is responsible travel to fragile, pristine, and usually protected areas that strives to be low impact and (often) small scale. It purports to educate the traveller; provide funds for conservation; directly benefit the economic development and political empowerment of local communities; and foster respect for different cultures and for human rights.
A: "Guess where is my sister Emilia and her kids now."
B: "Where?"
A: "Costa Rica"
B. "For holidays? Doing what?"
A: "Ecotourism man!"
B: "Wao!!! What a greenjoy!"
by rperazag August 23, 2010
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Third World America

The decline of the United States of America as an industrial, political, and economic leader.
From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.
by rperazag August 15, 2010
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cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.
But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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