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250 definitions by rperazag

To have an embarrassing boner (erection) in a public space.
Yo, what an embarrassment... I went to see a French movie yesterday with Sophie and I came out of the theater very high-profile. She was hyper pissed-off with me.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.
The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!
by rperazag May 10, 2010
In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
Extensive practice of evil.
The religion of evil people.
The predominant form of behavior of duplicitous people in power.
The current philosophy that, put into action, is rapidly destroying any trace of humane behavior.
Everybody here lies. This city -and its government- is pure Evilism.
by rperazag May 12, 2010
To perform intensive oral sex on a woman.
Hi Lucy, how was first date with Nathan?
Awesome, he gave me the best in-depth review in my life!
by rperazag May 10, 2010
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 05, 2010
The best boner you can get from a chick.
Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.
by rperazag May 10, 2010