rperazag's definitions

Alternative to what?

Alternative music.

Alternative to what? Alternative music is just part of this grand social simulation (assumption of a false appearance. Imitation or representation) where nothing is really happening but an ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea) reinstatement (to bring back into use or existence) of regurgitated (vomited) material... been there done that man!

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Grow the Balls

Get the courage; dare.

Hey man, you don´t have to be such a pussy... C.'mon, grow the balls.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.

Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Accordionate

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.

Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.

by rperazag August 5, 2010