Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

deboarding

To get off the airplane.

Headline: "Flight From Hell: Passengers Threatened With Arrest For Deboarding."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Tocophobia

Fear of pregnancy. In case you didn’t know, pregnancy = children.

A. "Oh sweetheart, I am so thrilled about our wedding..."
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"

by rperazag June 23, 2010

Recycling Fraud

The dismal results a man gets from investing a load of money on his wife to better her looks through a nose job, a boob job, and liposuction.

Man, why are you so pissed off with Rodendra?
Look at the stupid cow! I invested full greenbacks on her and what did I get? A stupid hippo! Ain´t that recycling fraud?

by rperazag May 6, 2010

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.

Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Is this great, or what?

Used to state that something is truly awesome, extraordinary, unbelievable and "a dream".

Is this great, or what?... the sun rises.

by rperazag July 22, 2010