rperazag's definitions

Stay on the low

To keep a low profile.

Yo... better use a disguise if you want to stay on the low... know what I mean?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Mourning at Wrong Corpse

When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.

Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.

by rperazag June 18, 2010

God’s favorite word is "Come"

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.

Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?

by rperazag June 15, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

leaf people

Tree huggers.
Environmentalists (people concerned with environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment.)

Al Gore... yeah, kind of CEO for leaf people... right?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010